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The Porn stars + D&D equation

It gives me immense pleasure to finally work on the "porn stars + D&D" equation.

The sexy Satine Phoenix rolls the dices.

This happen because our pornsaints Mandy Morbid, Kimberly Kane, Sasha Grey and our will-be-pornsaint-soon Satine Phoenix are playing D&D with our pornbishop Zak Smith, who is running a cool blog about it.

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Yes they do.

Before them, some other Pornsaints like Athena Hollow and Anna the Nerd were D&D addicted, developing a whole porn genre about their being sexy nerd.

I was a huge D&D lover in my past, and I cry every time I think about it because the Pornpope's agenda doesn't allow me to play it again. I sadly lost even the new Bioware masterpieces like Dragon Age. In short terms, I envy them a lot. Moreover, I know that these ladies and Zak are creative people, and I'm sure they will have a lot of fun.

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Have fun ladies.

Whatever, let's stop nostalgia. I think there's something interesting behind this Porn stars D&D passion. I mean, do you remember how being a teenager could be for someone? There were a lot of 12-17 yo nerd out there who loved porn stars and D&D, living both as "impossible worlds" - in different terms of course. Now, they finally win

Many of them got the POWER. They are rich now, and powerful. They are cool cause they have the power (for the first part of the equation: power = coolness). But they're loyal people and they will never forget their paste loves, like sex and D&D.

I think that the Adult Industry is somewhat the peak of trends developments, both in fashion and technology. Porn people are a sort of coolness radar, and they catch D&D at last. Gary Gygax can finally RIP. He could grind "See? IT WAS funny as I told you!".

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Yes we can.

So, if Nerds = Power, and Power = Coolness, Nerdy passions = Coolness. Being D&D and Porn nerdy passions, D&D+porn star obviously = Uber Coolness.

Conclusion: Sadly, power still rule and waste our Lands, but people will finally understand that D&D is fun.

So Ladies, have fun. You have my blessing. I hope that I will get my own character to play with you if i will travel to the US, to play D&D with Pornsaints sounds obviously good.

Comments

tomtom gps's picture
Hello, I log on to your blogs on a regular basis. Your writing style is witty, keep up the good work!
lifestyle v35's picture
At this moment I am ready to do my breakfast, when having my breakfast coming over again to read more news.
Erik Ibramovitc's picture
My Dad has been a dungeon master since 1980, so our weekly religion was DnD welcome. Btw, I just cast my astral speech on this post: that's why these simple words seem so compelling. Don't worry: you will feel better after you dream about me.Now we play in Santa Monica: come join us sometime. <3

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