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DEEPER 11: STOYA

Read the behind the scens by Stoya of the new Stoya movie, DEEPER 11: STOYA.

Stoya for POPPORN.com:

For an exclusive contract girl who shoots a very small amount of scenes per year, every movie is a learning experience. In preparation for the release of my newest movie, I thought I’d share some of the things I learned while making it.

The night before we start on Deeper 11: Stoya, my friend Jess flies in from Philadelphia for her 21st birthday. I don’t drive, so I somehow convince one of our camera guys that it’ll be really fun to take me in his car to pick her up from the airport. I maintain that being trapped in freeway traffic while the two of us giggle like maniacs and chain smoke is the most fun thing in the entire world. Apparently this is correct because when I show up on set the next morning all excited to have the living daylights banged out of myself by James Deen, Robby D. wants to know why I didn’t bring my friend.

LESSON #1: It’s always acceptable to bring a friend, as long as that friend is a cute, friendly, vagina having girl with a tendency to remove her top around strange men.

After being informed that I should most certainly bring Jess on the second day to watch me take some serious cock up my ass, we start shooting the set up.

LESSON #2: Pornography absolutely requires acting, even on a vignette movie. There seems to be a lot of acting like one doesn’t want to have sex with one’s partner during the set up and dialogue.

Acting like I don’t want to have sex is a stretch. Acting like I don’t want to have sex with someone like James Deen is a huge stretch. If I managed to seem at all bored in the beginning of the first scene, I think I deserve some kind of medal. It could be cardboard and presented by my next door neighbor, but I feel there should be some kind of recognition. Lesson 3 should prove how difficult pretending disinterest was.

LESSON #3, sub-section A: Continuing to have sex after the ‘pop shot’ while the crew is breaking down lights is completely acceptable and may even make for some entertaining behind the scenes footage. For anyone that doesn’t know, the pop shot is the part that shows ejaculation in a hardcore movie. In my case, it preferably happens all over my face.

LESSON #3, sub-section B: While a high sex drive is generally considered a good trait in a porn starlet, the crew and producer will get annoyed if you don’t hear the director call ‘quiet on set’ because you and the previously mentioned male performer have now moved to the shower and are still engaged in sexual activity.

Jess is waiting for me when I get home, we drink a bunch of beer and go to sleep at a ridiculously early hour so as to be bright eyed and bushy tailed for my 8 a.m. call time the next day. We wake up, head to set, and I sit back in the makeup chair while Jess, Robby and Mark Spiegler try to out-do each other telling dirty jokes. The guy I’m supposed to be shooting my anal scene with today has to cancel last minute, so after a few rounds of phone calls it’s decided that I’m working with James again today. I get excited about new penis and would usually be pretty bummed about the same cock two days in a row but yesterday was so much fun that I don’t mind.

LESSON #4: The harder you beat the male talent with the scorned bouquet of roses being used as a plot device in the set up, the harder your ass will be getting fucked later. Be aware of the correlation between the two and use it wisely.

I’m ultra pale and get bruises very easily, which is sad because I get really into rough sex. James can dish out rough sex at least as rough as I can take it, and since day two of Deeper is my last scene for a couple of weeks, I tell him to do whatever he wants and not worry about marks. This prompts a discussion between Jess and I that may or may not end up in the Behind the Scenes footage on the disc about how really awesome sex in real life is kind of like a really sexy play fight. I try to explain that porn studs are a completely different animal then your regular dude off the street. Most male performers have a few different speeds, but in most cases if you play games or ask for it hard, you’re going to get it REALLY hard.

LESSON #5: Extended choking tends to freak Robby D. out. Reporting that, “My face being blue is OK as long as I’m still smiling” does not seem to make him any more comfortable with it. Even though it absolutely is OK as long as I’m still smiling and my skin tone tends to border on blue even when my air supply isn’t being cut off in an erotic fashion.

Since Digital Playground is a high-class operation and gets scenes shot really quickly, neither of us have had enough of each other even though Robby has plenty of footage. This leads to more sex in the shower. Who doesn’t love round two in the shower?

LESSON #6: The patience of the producer may run thin on the second day of a movie, and it is therefore probably a bad idea to continue to have post-scene shower sex for the second day in a row. Even if the director and your friend are watching through the giant picture window and providing commentary.

In closing, there is one more thing I learned while shooting Deeper 11, and thus:

LESSON #7: Crewkkake is a bluff. No matter how many times you express your willingness to take the crew up on their offer to cover your face in man pudding, there will always be something else that they absolutely need to be doing. Like rolling up electrical cords. Or staring at the wall to make sure it doesn’t move. Eager beginners beware; they’re all talk.

Because I am clearly not all talk, the kind folks at TLAraw.com have put Deeper 11 on sale for POPPORN at $19.99 for one week only...$19.99 folks that cheap!!!

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